Tv guide for channel Comedy Central HD UK

On a pilgrimage to America's UFO heartland, two British sci-fi geeks meet an extraterrestrial and hatch a plan to help him return to his spaceship.

The loveable and breathtakingly brilliant physical comedian Lee Evans performs to an adoring crowd at Wembley Arena.

S4 E7 Jonathan Mangum Hollywood director Colin spices up a Cajun gator hunting scene with Chippendales and 50 Shades of Grey. Wayne and Jonathan duet songs about horror films in the style of Ska, Les Mis and Bob Dylan.

S3 E16 Brad Sherwood A Gladiator scene with audience-provided lines, a Star Wars scene with audience provided sound effects, and a gospel song to a dental hygenist highlight this episode.

S16 E13 A Scause for Applause When it comes to light that traces of HGH is found in the body of Christ by a top Swedish/French scientist and that Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high, people all over the world paint Jesus as a fraud all except Stan, which then leads to his very own cause band.

S1 E5 Helen Bauer Desiree and British comedian Helen Bauer lay it all out in the diner as they talk secret eating, a love affair with bread and how fat people would make excellent mass murderers.

In Jeff Dunham's 11th standup special, the ventriloquist-comedian and his eccentric ensemble take on the current state of the nation.

S31 E36 'The Daily Show' is back with a new host but the same irreverent take on the fools, fibbers and various other f-words in today's headlines.

S1 E1 The One Where It All Began An introduction to the gang. After Rachel leaves her Mr Potato Head look-alike fiancé Barry at the altar, she moves in with Monica and discovers that independence sucks when you don't have Daddy's credit cards to rely on. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to experience the advantages of bachelorhood, and Phoebe supports herself by playing guitar in the subway.

S1 E3 The One With the Thumb Monica finds it difficult to break up with her latest boyfriend whom everyone likes, Chandler is reunited with his beloved cigarettes, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money.

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S8 E22 Fast Feud Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try to find house sitters for their strange apartments. The guys won't leave the shoppers alone in the market. And the big loser faces problems at the drive-thru.

S8 E24 Toll Booth Corrector Murr, Q, Joe, and Sal pose as nutritionists trying to recruit clients, then quit their jobs for bizarre reasons. The guys go head-to-head in a debate judged by a stranger. The punishment takes a toll on the loser, putting him in a tight spot.

S8 E25 The Paternity Test Joe, Sal, Q and Murr pose as concierges in a hotel lobby, then try committing insurance fraud with the help of confused strangers. Tonight's loser suffers a very personal punishment.

S8 E29 The Shame of Water Q, Joe, Murr and Sal find scandalous diary entries written by their daughters, then break up with significant others in front of baffled strangers. The loser finds himself in hot water and on shaky ground while waiting tables.

S8 E3 Home From School When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he simply has homework he hasn't finished.

S8 E2 Thank You Notes Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon.

S8 E4 Misery Loves Company Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection which Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. To make matters worse, Robert and Amy dole out some marriage advice to Ray, and give Debra a book on how to maintain a good relationship.

S8 E5 The Contractor Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some DIY work in their kitchen, but they both soon regret it due to their friend's laziness.

S8 E6 Peter on the Couch After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch and never leaves.

S8 E7 Liars Ray fakes a headache to get out of spending time with Marie and lies to her about it. This lie leads to a series of lies from Ray and Debra which leads to a huge mess.

S8 E7 The One With the Stain Ross learns that a pregnant Rachel wants to move out and find a place of her own, so he suggests a vacancy in his building. Then he learns that the elderly occupant is not quite dead yet. Meanwhile, Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps her twin sister Ursula and chooses her instead, and Monica comes unhinged when she suspects that her new maid is stealing her jeans, among other things.

S8 E8 The One With the Stripper Feeling guilty for denying Chandler a bachelor party, Monica hires a stripper to perform for him, without learning that she's a prostitute. Elsewhere, Rachel's father learns about her pregnancy and plans to give Ross a piece of his mind.

S8 E9 The One With the Rumour An old high-school friend of Monica's is invited to the Thanksgiving dinner with the gang, but Monica is unaware that he isn't exactly fond of Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe pretend to be mesmerised by American football in order to avoid helping Monica in the kitchen, and Joey vows to devour the entire turkey single-handedly.

S8 E10 The One With Monica's Boots Chandler is aghast when Monica buys painfully expensive boots, and Phoebe tries to capitalise on her discovery that Ross's son attends school with the son of rock star Sting.

S8 E11 The One With Ross' Step Forward Ross's new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards, Rachel eyes Joey as a possible romantic partner, and the newlyweds cope with Chandler's boss as he goes through a divorce.

S8 E12 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel To prepare Joey for his big date the following night, Rachel eagerly agrees to go out with him for a rare night on the town. However, when each is pleasantly surprised with their newfound compatibility, they begin to regard each other in a way that no one could have predicted.

S8 E13 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath As Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, Monica mistakenly thinks that he is infatuated with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel promise not to try to find out the sex of their unborn child, but Rachel can't resist having a peek inside the doctor's confidential folder. Also, Monica urges a reluctant Chandler to enjoy the soothing pleasures of a scented bath, but realises that she's created a tub monster.

S8 E14 The One With the Secret Closet Joey rushes pregnant Rachel to hospital when she experiences pains. When Ross feels left out, Joey makes a gallant suggestion. Meanwhile, Chandler is surprised to discover what is behind the locked door of Monica's secret cupboard, and Phoebe gets the impression that Monica is enjoying one of her massages a little too much.

S8 E15 The One With the Birthing Video Monica prepares for a sexy Valentine's Day, but Chandler is too shell-shocked after accidentally viewing Rachel's birthing video. Meanwhile, Phoebe gives Joey the world's most cheerful dog.

S8 E16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel A guilt-ridden Joey finally confesses his love for Rachel to the flabbergasted Ross, while Chandler becomes nervous when Phoebe's handsome new boyfriend Don shares numerous personality traits with Monica.

S8 E17 The One With the Tea Leaves In an effort to restore normality to their friendship, Rachel tells Joey a big lie about her unborn child. Meanwhile, Phoebe's tea leaves reveal that she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

S8 E18 The One in Massapequa Phoebe brings her irritatingly cheerful boyfriend to Mr and Mrs Geller's 35th anniversary party. Meanwhile, Ross is stunned when his parents ask him and the pregnant Rachel to feign marriage to avoid scandal.

S8 E19 The One With Joey's Interview Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a `Soap Opera Digest' crossword puzzle. He is reluctant to let the magazine do a profile of him, but Rachel tries to persuade him to reconsider so that he can mention her.

S8 E20 The One With the Baby Shower Monica and Phoebe host Rachel's baby shower but forget to invite her mother. Rachel realises she is clueless about caring for the baby after birth. Meanwhile, Joey auditions to host a new game show called `Bamboozled'.

S8 E21 The One With the Cooking Class When Monica's cooking at the restaurant receives a harsh write-up in a newspaper, she goes to a criticism class taught by the reviewer, hoping to convince him to reconsider his opinion. Meanwhile, Rachel gets upset when a cute salesgirl flirts with Ross while he and Rachel are shopping for baby supplies, and nervous about a major job interview, Chandler receives some questionable coaching from Phoebe.

S8 E22 The One Where Rachel Is Late Eight days overdue, Rachel grows irritable, prompting a bet between Monica and Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey invites Chandler to his new film's screening.