• 00:00 Lethal Weapon

    A disturbed undercover cop recovering from his wife's death is teamed up with a detective with a stable family background to crack an underground drug ring. The line between duty and off-duty begins to blur, however, when the daughter of one of the cops is kidnapped by the gun-toting heavies.

  • 02:10 Jimmy Carr's Am I the A******?

    S2 E1 The Dog's Ashes and Big Eared Bants Jimmy Carr, GK Barry and Jamali Maddix are seeking out a****** behaviour. There's a woman who lied about a dog's ashes and someone who believes they're the reincarnation of Princess Diana. (S2, E01).

  • 03:15 Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head

    S2 E5 Tobacco Farmers; Married Beavis and Butt-Head try to grow their own tobacco like George Washington. Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head go to the courthouse to settle a parking ticket and wind up getting married.

  • 03:40 Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head

    S2 E6 Sad Boys; Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis After they see the attention an angsty emo kid gets from the ladies, Beavis and Butt-Head pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital. Beavis notices his body is starting to go through changes after he is bitten by a rabid raccoon.

  • 04:15 South Park

    S17 E9 T... and Dragons Ahead of Black Friday sales, the zombie masses wait restlessly outside the mall, while Randy rallies his troops. The boys can't decide which gaming device to buy as King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny.

  • 04:45 South Park

    S17 E10 The Hobbit Wendy wages a battle against the use of Photoshop in images, convinced that everyone must accept themselves for who they are and that in the long run it is harmful to girls. However, she is marginalized by her friends.

  • 05:10 South Park

    S18 E1 Go Fund Yourself The boys decide to create a company funded through Kickstarter so that they never have to work. When they decide to take the Washington Redskins' name, the football team are not impressed.

  • 05:45 Lee Evans: Big Live at the O2

    Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains how he treats his daughter's boyfriends!

  • 06:30 The Daily Show

    S31 E123 Episode 123 'The Daily Show' is back with a new host but the same irreverent take on the fools, fibbers and various other f-words in today's headlines.

  • 07:15 Friends

    S1 E2 The One With the Sonogram at the End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of last name for the baby. Elsewhere, Rachel finds out that her ex-fiancé went on what would have been their honeymoon.

  • 07:35 Friends

    S1 E3 The One With the Thumb Monica finds it difficult to break up with her latest boyfriend whom everyone likes, Chandler is reunited with his beloved cigarettes, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money.

  • 08:00 Teleshopping

    Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.

  • 09:00 Cruise TV with LoveitBookit

    A one-stop shop for all things cruise, presenting the hottest destinations and the latest deals.

  • 10:00 Cruise TV with LoveitBookit

    A one-stop shop for all things cruise, presenting the hottest destinations and the latest deals.

  • 11:00 The Upper Hand

    S3 E8 The Honeymooners Caroline poses as Charlie's wife at his team reunion.

  • 11:35 The Upper Hand

    S3 E7 Wheels Charlie rejects Caroline's birthday gift of a new car.

  • 12:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

    S5 E10 The Sneeze Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

  • 12:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

    S5 E11 Christmas Present Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas present in the hope that she will consequently let him go on a golfing weekend, but he hasn't anticipated the present she's getting him.

  • 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond

    S5 E12 What Good Are You? Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

  • 13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond

    S5 E13 Super Bowl Ray is sent to cover the Super Bowl by his newspaper, but his excitement is tempered by having to choose someone to accompany him.

  • 14:00 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

    S3 E4 The Pom-Pom Incident Trouble brews between best friends when Valerie becomes eager to try out for cheerleading, even though Sabrina can't stand the squad's pom-pompous participants.

  • 14:30 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

    S3 E5 Pancake Madness Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) becomes hooked on hotcakes; Aunt Hilda (Caroline Rhea) is banished after she fails to fill out some forms.

  • 15:00 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

    S3 E6 Good Will Haunting Valerie invites Justin and Harvey to Sabrina's to watch scary videos at Halloween, but they get to the video shop too late and all that's left is 'The Bridges of Madison County'.

  • 15:30 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

    S3 E7 You Bet Your Family Libby (Jenna Leigh Green) tempts Harvey (Nate Richert) with a convertible; Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Melissa Joan Hart) become indentured servants.

  • 16:00 Friends

    S2 E12 The One After the Super Bowl Joey begins dating a stunning fan, only to discover she is rather unhinged. Meanwhile, Ross, missing his former pet monkey Marcel, visits San Diego Zoo to learn of his fate.

  • 16:30 Friends

    S2 E13 The One After the Super Bowl Ross reunites with Marcel on the set of a Jean-Claude Van Damme film. Meanwhile, Chandler secures a date with a girl he fancied in fourth grade.

  • 17:00 Friends

    S2 E14 The One With the Prom Video When Monica's parents clear out her old room to install a gym, they unearth an old video of her and Rachel's first prom night. It's obvious from this that Ross is in love with Rachel and, having told him it will never happen, Rachel changes her mind. Elsewhere, Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a token of his friendship and is mortally offended to hear Chandler saying how terrible it is.

  • 17:30 Friends

    S2 E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know Among the guests at Monica's party is a handsome and sophisticated doctor, but the only problem is that he's old enough to be her father. Meanwhile, Joey buys a big screen TV and two reclining leather armchairs with the money from his `Days of Our Lives' contract.

  • 18:00 Friends

    S2 E16 The One Where Joey Moves Out Everyone at Monica's dad's birthday party finds it amusing that their middle-aged friend, eye-doctor Richard Burke, is dating a woman in her 20s - until Monica's parents learn that it is their daughter. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey row over a dirty spoon. Is the flat still big enough for both of them?

  • 18:30 Friends

    S2 E17 The One Where Eddie Moves In With Joey in his new flat, Chandler gets a troublesome new flatmate. Phoebe makes a video for 'Smelly Cat' and Ross and Monica find it nearly impossible to live together.

  • 19:00 Friends

    S2 E18 The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies Joey's remarks to a fan magazine could cause him to lose his job playing Dr Ramoray on a daytime television drama, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes too annoying to cope with.

  • 19:30 Friends

    S2 E19 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out, Joey is forced to face some exorbitant bills, and the girls learn from a book about personal empowerment.

  • 20:00 Friends

    S2 E20 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Monica's new boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey, Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child, and Rachel resents the fact that Ross is planning the rest of their lives together.

  • 20:30 Friends

    S2 E21 The One With the Bullies Monica is broke and decides to gamble on the stock market, and Chandler and Ross run into a couple of bullies in Central Park. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey help Phoebe locate her father, but a vicious dog prevents Phoebe from finally meeting him. After accidentally injuring the dog with her car, Phoebe gets to know her father's second wife whom she never knew about and another long-lost family member.

  • 21:00 Friends

    S2 E22 The One With Two Parties Monica decides to hold a surprise birthday for Rachel, but everything goes wrong when Rachel's estranged parents turn up unexpectedly. The party then splits into two factions: a dreary gathering in Monica's flat, and a college-style drunken party at Chandler and Joey's flat.

  • 21:30 Friends

    S2 E23 The One With the Chicken Pox Phoebe's submariner boyfriend visits New York on leave from the Navy. Unfortunately, Phoebe catches chicken pox at baby Ben's first birthday party. Meanwhile, when Monica realises that Richard has no real neuroses, she worries that she is too strange for him.

  • 22:00 Friends

    S2 E24 The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding When Rachel serves as a bridesmaid at the wedding of her ex-fiancé Barry and her friend Mindy, she relives the nightmare of her own failed wedding day. Meanwhile, Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the Internet, but is surprised when he finally meets her.

  • 22:30 Friends

    S3 E1 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy Monica is distraught after her breakup with Richard. Phoebe unsuccessfully tries to raise her spirits, but ultimately it's Mr Geller who comforts his daughter. Elsewhere, Chandler and Janice begin seeing each other again and Joey can't stand it. The two plan a day of fun to try to overcome Joey's aversions for Chandler's sake. Meanwhile, Rachel tells Phoebe and Monica about Ross's Princess Leia fantasy.

  • 23:00 Friends

    S3 E2 The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum.

  • 23:30 Friends

    S3 E3 The One With the Jam Monica decides the best way to get over Richard is to keep herself busy. She develops a 'jam plan', hoping the distraction of cooking will divert her attention. After making jars and jars of jam Monica decides she still wants to have a baby, so she begins searching for a sperm donor, and comes across Joey's file. Elsewhere, Phoebe is mistakenly stalked by a man who thinks she's Ursula, and Chandler receives dating advice.

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