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01:00 Mean Machine

A footballer is jailed for throwing a crucial game. Whilst inside, the football-loving warden sets him the task of coaching a team of prisoners to take on the all-conquering warders' side. Can he form a disparate bunch of prisoners into a winning team?

02:45 Jackass: The Movie

Johnny Knoxville and his mad companions leap onto the big screen. Expect the usual mad gross-out japes, from making snow cones out of urine to using the display toilets in bathroom outlets, and from racing golf carts over hallowed greens to tightrope walking over alligators.

04:20 Jackass 3

Johnny Knoxville and the gang unleash their most insane stunts yet, from roller-skating with a buffalo herd, to playing tennis with a beehive.

06:00 Caddyshack

Danny Noonan, a teen down on his luck, works as a caddy at the snob-infested Bushwood Country Club to raise money for his college education. In an attempt to gain votes for a college scholarship reserved for caddies, Noonan volunteers to caddy for a prominent and influential club member. Meanwhile, Danny struggles to prepare for the high pressure Caddy Day golf tournament while absorbing New Age advice from wealthy golf guru Ty Webb.

07:40 Seven Psychopaths

A struggling screenwriter finds himself inadvertently entangled in the criminal underworld when his knucklehead friends abduct a mobster's beloved Shih Tzu.

09:45 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Andie Anderson writes an advice column for a fashionable magazine and agrees to demonstrate how easy it is to attract then alienate a man in just ten days. She chooses Benjamin Barry, little knowing he's an advertising executive whose job rests on proving he understands women so well that he can make one fall for him in two weeks.

11:50 Arthur

An alcoholic millionaire is threatened with losing his inheritance if he does not marry the girl of his parents' choosing. Despite his dislike for his prospective bride, he bows to the inevitable only to meet a light-fingered waitress who steals his heart. John Gielgud won an Oscar for his role as Arthur's loyal but outspoken valet.

13:35 See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Lighthearted adventures of a pair of news vendors in New York - one deaf, one blind - who go on the run when they are blamed for the murder of a customer. Each has seen - or heard - just a whiff of a clue, and a frantic chase ensues as the duo struggle to clear their names.

15:25 The School of Rock

After guitarist Dewey is kicked out of his own band, he pretends to be a teacher. When he hears the kids play, he realises they could be his support group in the Battle of the Bands, and he'll finally get to be the rock star he knows he's destined to be.

17:25 Role Models

Danny is sour after driving away his girlfriend, and Wheeler is into anything wearing a skirt. The two get into a fight with a trucker and choose community service over a jail term.

19:15 Caddyshack

Danny Noonan, a teen down on his luck, works as a caddy at the snob-infested Bushwood Country Club to raise money for his college education. In an attempt to gain votes for a college scholarship reserved for caddies, Noonan volunteers to caddy for a prominent and influential club member. Meanwhile, Danny struggles to prepare for the high pressure Caddy Day golf tournament while absorbing New Age advice from wealthy golf guru Ty Webb.

21:00 Miss Congeniality

An uncouth FBI agent goes undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant as a contestant to flush out a terrorist who plans to bomb the event. The hard-nosed cop, who prides herself on her toughness, must discard her trainers and feminise her behaviour if she is to avoid blowing her cover.

23:00 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

FBI agent Gracie is given another makeover to become the face of the Bureau, prior to embarking on a promotional tour. When two of her friends are kidnapped - Miss USA and a beauty pageant director - she decides to investigate on her own, in defiance of orders to the contrary.