• 00:20 QI

    S4 E3 Dogs Stephen Fry hosts the quiz show in which contestants are rewarded more if their answers are 'quite interesting'. This edition features Alan Davies, Liza Tarbuck, Jeremy Clarkson and Neil Mullarkey tackling the subject of dogs.

  • 01:00 Not Going Out

    Panto A family Christmas party turns sour when Lucy announces that she has got tickets to see Jason Donovan in panto. Lee loathes panto, especially given Jason Donovan was Lucy's teenage crush. That night, while Lee and Lucy turn their backs on each other in bed, Lee has an unsettling dream in which he is dressed as Buttons and his whole life has turned into a pantomime.

  • 02:00 Not Going Out

    S12 E1 Painting Wendy paints a portrait of Lee's late father, Frank, and gives it to Lee and Lucy as a present. She is expecting them to love it, but that would require the painting to be not just competent but good. Once it's hanging on their wall, Lee and Lucy must contrive to lose the painting without Wendy or Geoffrey noticing.

  • 02:35 Not Going Out

    S12 E2 Text When Lee accidentally sends a rude text about Anna to Lucy, he makes the stupid mistake of sending it to Anna herself. Lee and Lucy now face the impossible task of stealing Anna's phone and deleting the text before she reads it.

  • 03:10 Have I Got a Bit More News for You

    S67 E4 Martin Lewis is host, with guest panellists comedian Ignacio Lopez and broadcaster Steph McGovern joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

  • 04:10 Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish

    S2 E8 The Dirt Collects There Impish original comedy from Dave Gorman, who muses out loud on life's little foibles - including light bulbs, gravy boats, dot-to-dot books and Lego.

  • 05:15 Comedians Giving Lectures

    S3 E1 Host Sara Pascoe is joined by the comedians, Toussaint Douglass, Elf Lyons, and Frankie Boyle as they put a spin on academia and battle it out in an attempt to deliver the best lecture.

  • 06:00 Teleshopping

    Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.

  • 08:00 Teleshopping

    Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.

  • 09:10 Pointless

    S26 E54 A twist on the classic quiz show formula, contestants search through the depths of their knowledge in an attempt to score as few points as possible.

  • 10:00 Storage Hunters UK

    S4 E5 Carmarthen Auction anarchy in Wales, where the bidders hope to get rich quick by bagging valuable storage lots. It's cloak-and-dagger stuff as spying equipment is on offer.

  • 10:30 Storage Hunters UK

    S4 E6 Cardiff Viewers of a sensitive disposition beware as one of today's lots has the bidders gagging! And why is Heavy D dressed as a ninja? The classic auction antics continue.

  • 11:00 Top Gear : Jodie Kidd

    S2 E8 James and Richard enjoy camping in the wettest part of the UK, using a variety of Cabriolets, while Jeremy tests the Alpha Romeo 147 GTA. Jodie Kidd is the guest.

  • 12:00 Top Gear

    S2 E9 Jeremy Clarkson finds a novel way to drive the new Vauxhall Signum, and General Motors' revolutionary Hy-wire concept car is tested. 'Star Trek' and 'X-Men' star Patrick Stewart is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, plus a look at the Volkswagen Phaeton.

  • 13:00 Motorhoming With Merton & Webster : Somerset

    S1 E3 Paul and Suki head for Somerset on the next leg of their grand UK tour in their motorhome - now officially christened Captain Narrow Squeak.

  • 14:00 Simon Reeve's South America

    S1 E2 Simon visits Brazil, the biggest country on the continent. He starts in one of the remotest regions of the Amazon, with the Waiapi people, who cling on to their traditional way of life, which is under threat from logging and mining interests.

  • 15:00 Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

    S3 E1 Paul and Bob return to Scotland to fish for salmon once more, this time on the mighty River Tweed. They start their search for a so-called bar of silver surrounded by banks of lush tall trees at the Bemersyde Estate, a place where it is easy to forget the outside world and do nothing but concentrate on fishing.

  • 15:40 Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

    S3 E2 Paul takes Bob on a trip down memory lane and back to the River Lea in Hertfordshire, where Paul used to come as a teenager with his mates. They would catch the train from north London to fish this network of rivers and canals that flow from Hertfordshire into the Thames, and just like when Paul was young, Paul and Bob fish for perch.

  • 16:20 Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

    S3 E3 Paul and Bob head to Norfolk and attempt to ensnare a big pike, something that has eluded them so far on their fishing trips. They netted a decent sized pike in Northern Ireland, but there are bigger and better still to be caught.

  • 17:00 Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

    S3 E4 Paul and Bob return to the river where they first went fishing together after Bob's heart surgery, the Test in Hampshire. Famous for its gin-clear water, the Test is renowned as the home of fly-fishing.

  • 17:40 Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

    S3 E5 Paul and Bob go lake fishing in Wiltshire, and they are up before sunrise to give themselves a fighting chance of catching a crucian carp, one of the UK's most shy and elusive species that prefer the shadows of dawn and dusk.

  • 18:20 Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

    S3 E6 Bob and Paul revisit the River Wye in Herefordshire, this time they head to the spectacular Lower Wye to fish for chub. Bob has decided to meet Paul at the river and makes his entrance from upstream, on a rowing boat.

  • 19:00 Expedition with Steve Backshall

    S1 E1 Suriname: Lost World Steve Backshall visits South America to explore the untouched jungles of Suriname in search of undiscovered wonders. Deep in the jungle, Steve is faced with physical challenges and the reward of wildlife that humans have never encountered before.

  • 20:00 Simon Reeve's South America

    S1 E2 Simon visits Brazil, the biggest country on the continent. He starts in one of the remotest regions of the Amazon, with the Waiapi people, who cling on to their traditional way of life, which is under threat from logging and mining interests.

  • 21:00 Borderforce: America's Gatekeepers

    S7 E7 Officers find $6.5 million of cocaine in a secret compartment in a bus fuel tank, and a man is spotted putting something into his shoes. But what is he hiding?

  • 22:00 Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

    S2 E3 Special police task forces tackle a brutal stabbing of a 16-year-old boy in Preston two days before Christmas, and Northamptonshire police target a drug-dealing gang on an estate.

  • 23:00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You

    S67 E4 Martin Lewis is host, with guest panellists comedian Ignacio Lopez and broadcaster Steph McGovern joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

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